Shmooked

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d

“I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
“That shit is so shmooked!”

by SandraPapillon July 27, 2022

Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.

Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.

by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022

shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022

Shmontied

An instance when one tries and fails

Dude, I just shmontied that shot !

by Kreamsodas September 16, 2022

Shmoughle

When you mess something up like really bad

You - AH SHIT I SHMOUGHLE'd ALL OVER MYSELF!

by GBendz September 16, 2022

Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.

I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

shmoof

a fat amogus named jimmy that eats donuts

look at dat shmoof.

by jimmy the amongus sus September 19, 2022