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Shmooked

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d
I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
That shit is so shmooked!”
by SandraPapillon July 27, 2022
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Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.
Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.
by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022
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shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.
Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!
by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022
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Shmontied

An instance when one tries and fails
Dude, I just shmontied that shot !
by Kreamsodas September 16, 2022
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Shmoughle

You - AH SHIT I SHMOUGHLE'd ALL OVER MYSELF!
by GBendz September 16, 2022
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Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.
I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.
by Toes migee September 16, 2022
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shmoof

a fat amogus named jimmy that eats donuts
look at dat shmoof.
by jimmy the amongus sus September 19, 2022
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