devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

engagement ring

A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.

Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."

by are595 November 9, 2009

put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

Wrangler Skoal Ring

A mark (ring) in your jeans where u keep your skoal. (chew, dip)

Wow, he has a wrangler skoal ring in his pants. He must like Mr. Dips.

by Justin August 10, 2004

Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.

by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009

nose ring

A piercing on the nose, usually a small stud, and more girls than boys have them

I totally love my new nose ring!

by JohnnyBoy67 September 20, 2006

one ring

calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their favorite team. as if the ESPN mocking wasnt enough anyone who gets one ringed feels the pain even longer

Joey-You see the Sox lost in the 9th last night?
Charlie-Ya i got one ringed like 7 times

by Swedes August 22, 2008