A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a derangedPOTUS.
A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greasedPhilly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.