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Mike's Hard Lemonade 

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
Related Words

mike jones treatment 

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.
I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!
Mike Tyson by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Mike and Mike 

Radio show on ESPN Radio that features "Greeny and Golic", that has somehow gained popularity despite their little knowledge of any other sport other than football.
Golic played football in the NFL and has some street credit and can actually discuss the game. Greeny on the other hand has no experience and a chip on his shoulder to be as popular a Golic. Greeny often can only refer to his NY football Jets, enen though they arent a popular team that America can relate to, are unsuccessful and the second most popular team in their city. People often change the station when he brings the jets up.

Both also shamelessly whore themself out to promote products in the middle of their show and during commercials. ESPN has done this for years, but pretty much the show is one big commercial now. Bad acting is also accociated with these two. For example" Hey Golic?????"----Yessss Greeeennnyyyy??? then promote JC Penny.

Another stand out quality is that both will never take a stand or have an opinion on a touchy subject, because they dont want to offend anyone. If a FAMOUS athlete commits a crime, and it is breaking news, they will not let any opinion out. Just access the situation like a news talk show. This is because they always want to have the guest on and dont want to get ESPN in trouble by offending anyone. They dont know what sports journalism is.
i had a long road trip and took off real early in the morning. i was listening to Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, but had to change it. Jets? Who cares? TO had just killed someone and they both said it was no one's fault.
i barfed and changed it to Rock!
Mike and Mike by listners February 27, 2009

Mike Oman 

A person that is likely to draw a penis at the drop of a hat. He has an abnormal intrest in the offensiveness of the male falus. A Mike Oman is also known to anonymously deliver paper wrapped boxes of his own urine.
Did you see that that penis? Somebody totally Mike Omaned that shitter stall. What is this box? It better not be a Mike Oman!!
Mike Oman by Brettdogg March 12, 2010

Mike Smith 

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.
Mike Smith by PaulBlartUpYours October 10, 2019