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humanophilia

A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans.
My dog Rex won't stop humping your girlfriend's leg... he's a damn humanophiliac!

Kelloggs has fired several high profile individuals over the years for not properly representing the company in public. Michael Phelps was removed from their ad campaigns after he was caught smoking dope in public. Prior to that Toucan Sam got canned for being an E user and Tony the Tiger was fired for his humanophiliac tendancies.
by pmbear February 7, 2009
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human claymore

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::
by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009
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Humber Claw

The Humber Claw is used to Investigate the female organ. Also referred to as a Speculum.
Molded from the two fingers of the great Mr. Humber the Humber Claw is broad half tube which is bent at about a 90 degree angle, with the channel of the tube on the exterior side of the angle. One end of the tube has a roughly spherical metal weight surrounding the channel of the speculum. A weighted speculum is placed in the vagina during vaginal surgery with the patient in the lithotomy position. The weight holds the speculum in place and frees the surgeon's hands for other task
n:They jaws of life isn't gonna work on this one, get the Humber Claws!

v: The Humber Claw was on of the many toys in susies party shoe box.
by Stache man May 6, 2009
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Humenik

Whoah! Humenik is walking on water!
by T Con May 14, 2009
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humaroo

I took some hair from a joey at the Steve Irwin Zoo and combined genes with my own to create a humaroo.
by sunshineyday June 13, 2009
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human shishkabob

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.
Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?
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Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.
David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!
by humanbirder April 18, 2011
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