shit-smellin-fucktard 

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner

benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard

shit-smellin-fucktard by onebigcracka May 7, 2005

double-fucktard 

Pronunciation duhb-uhl-fuhk-tahrd

{double} twice as large, heavy, strong, etc.; twofold in size, amount, number, extent, etc.: a double portion; a new house double the size of the old one.

{fuck}a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible

{tard}a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

"Like Double-Mint Gum?" "No, like Double-FuckTard!"

-Shady Grady

double-fucktard by Beer Tits July 9, 2009

fuckzoid and fucktard 

two really cool girlies (kelsie and sam) who are in love with good ol' rock and roll (such as jimi hendrix, led zeppelin, john lennon, etc.) who love to karaoke to "super freak" and have good times on cruises.

ahhh! i miss FUCKZOID AND FUCKTARD from the best cruise of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckzoid and fucktard by fuckzoid April 6, 2005

Window Licking Fucktard 

Window licking fucktard as Tim Mcamis would say.

Elizabeth: hey look at weird looking dude coming through the door.

Maverick: that is a window licking fucktard

Window Licking Fucktard by look-at-my-titties August 23, 2019

known fucktard

The friend in the group that tends to be illiterate.
The person who knows nothing pertaining to real life beyond the fact that s/he knows he needs food to survive.
The person in the group who my dog tends to outsmart.
The person in the group that is a leech and feeds off all others, with little to contribute.
The person in the group who is known to be a womanizer, cheater, and liar.
The person who will never truly be happy because they are always looking for the next best thing and have the worst attitude when it comes to being good in general.
The person who tends to have an unwarranted ego, making oneself look even stupider then already before.
The dumbshit who lacks common sense.
The known fucktard typically has little to know respect for anyone (including oneself), thereby will never be truly respected by anyone.

JD is a known fucktard.

Remember when I said "use that thing between your ears"? Well I was kind of kidding then, but now im not. You have a brain for a reason you known fucktard.

known fucktard by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

dick fucktard 

a variation of the commonly used term fucktard

a way of calling your friends assholes and telling them you hope they choke on there beer without just coming out and saying it

Dick Fucktard was coined during Operation Green Harvest

Drunken Friends; "your a slut"
Drunken Friends; "no YOUR MOMS a slut"
Drunken Friends; "oh I'LL SHOW YOUR MOM a slut"
Drunken Britt; "you guys are a bunch of dick fucktards"

dick fucktard by Brittvj January 4, 2009

Sir Fucktard 

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

Sir Fucktard by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017