fake-rape 

When a female regrets having sex with a male, and makes up a story about how he raped her, to save face with her friends and with her self.

It most often occurs with college females, who after a night of heavy drinking, have sex with an equally as intoxicated male.

Many times, the female has been pursuing the uninterested male, and then feels embarrassed when he does not call the day after the sexual encounter.

Hey Matt--I can't believe you slept with that fat sea-cow from Sigma Delta last night. You must have been wasted big time!

"That's not the worst of it. She's pulling a fake-rape and I have to go talk to the police!"

fake-rape by mike87111 December 17, 2011

faceshitting 

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

faceshitting by toddrabies September 9, 2010

fake 

One who takes innumerable amounts of pictures of oneself (see: picture whore) in an attempt to appear naturally photogenic, and be able to conceal one's true mood or feelings towards another individual or clique.

Tom: Man, that Courtney girl is totally into the same shit as me, and she's smokin too!
Roy: Ah dude, forget about it, she's fake.
Tom: Oh. Damn.

fake by lmaobourghini June 11, 2006

Polk County Fake-Out 

When you're having sex, right before climax you pull out, jizz in the girl's eyes then fart in her mouth.

Johnny gave Susie a Polk County Fake-out, she couldn't see where he ran off, but she sure as hell tasted what he had for lunch.

Polk County Fake-Out by dhw420 January 29, 2010

fake-over 

A fake-over is when a person has a make-over using a multitude of props such as hair extensions, breast implants, fake eyelashes, spray tans, false nails, collagened lips and coloured contacts. This results in a fake/plastic/Barbie-like look completely different to the person's natural appearance. Very popular with aspirant "actresses" and "models", as well as bored, rich ladies of leisure.

Candy has completed her fake-over and now is indistinguishable from all the other girls at the casting.

fake-over by Rock Amethyst October 5, 2011

Fake Fan 

(n.) a person who commits to plans then...
a. doesn’t show up for them (-500)
b.bails on them for different people (-1000)
c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200)
d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100)
e. declines turtle kiss (-1000)
f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500)
g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300)
h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800)

(adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan

Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!

Fake Fan by robinisafakefan October 13, 2018

Faces Off 

When someone smokes so much weed that they can't feel their face.

I can't smoke anymore, I'm so faces off.

Faces Off by MrKGB February 12, 2019