fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire

You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord

by FakeLandlord March 24, 2018

Fake Emo

The one person in school who tries to be emo even though their life is fine. They do it to follow into the crowd and for attention.

Person 1: Yeah I have ADHD, depression, I'm bipolar, I have an extreme anxiety disorder, I have tourettes, narcolepsy, PTSD...
Person 2: Are you diagnosed for any of that?
Person 1: Yeah I looked up the symptoms on google

Person 3: Why did you draw fake cuts on your wrists
Person 1: These aren't fake
Person 3: *wipes off the eyeliner from wrists* You're a fake emo

by BroDoinItForClout September 03, 2021

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 18, 2014

fake rap

a genre of music created by the lonely island, this involves comedy and singing.

"What is the genre of music the lonely island sing?"
"they sing fake rap"

by bkeast February 19, 2016

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 04, 2020

Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.

1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.

by Leadbelly December 20, 2005

Fake boyfriend

A girl that people claim has a boyfriend but isn't on her social media and no one has actually seen him in real life.

like pretty sure like she has like a fake boyfriend like.

by arge68 February 05, 2021