englishland

The place Englishlanders (British) come from

Dude: oi spot o tea Cheerio

Girl: I looooove Englishlanders

by Just sout April 7, 2014

English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.

You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!

by simpsonphan September 28, 2014

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016

english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb September 7, 2016

English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.

English grammar baffles me.l

by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016

Englishman balloon

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.

Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!

by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016

English

English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.

I have English 6th period.

by WritingGirl2000 January 9, 2017