fashion beaver

wen a teacher acts really gay or has sexual relations with a studnet

kelly:hey jermy
jermey:hey kelly want to stay after scholl for a little "study time"
kelly:by that you mean a little fashion beaver

by harrison miller November 26, 2006

silver beaver

an ugly lesbian over the the age of fifty

Dude, did you see his mom, she had a total silver beaver haircut.

by nk1082 December 1, 2007

Sweaty Beaver

Although you may believe that this refers to something sexual, it does not. It refers to the large number of sweaty, short boys who don't shower and wear greasy fedoras and congregate in drama classrooms.

Eww...Look at that Sweaty Beaver over there. Oh, wait. That's just Duncan.

by Drama'10 June 20, 2010

Beefer

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

by cunigs July 23, 2009

Beaver Bounce

The female version of a Teabag, usually used to describe a very tall female, that could dunk a basketball, therefore her vagina would be in your face

That girl is really tall, she could probably beaver bounce me.

by DatCouga13 July 5, 2009

split tail beaver

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016

Beaver

A very hairy vagina

Damn son, that bitch had the worst beaver I've ever seen!

by B-real-phi-kap March 23, 2009