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Yarn

Anyone who resembles a Lachlan
I met this bloke with the other night called Lachlan I have never heard so much yarn in my life
by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020
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Yarn Balling

When you match with a cute girl on Tinder and decide you're willing to literally ball yarn to hang out.
I hope she just wants to do some yarn balling and not actually harvest one of my kidneys.
by Ericfromtinder April 20, 2022
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yarn

a word no one on Urban Dictionary can agree on the definition of.
person 1: yarn is a fibre!
person 2: no its a a story which more or less at any given moment contains a dubious amount of exaggeration!
person 3: no its a synonym for yeah or awesome!
person 4: no its a mental erection caused by the sight of a beautiful skein of yarn!
person 5: no its weed, or a type or pot or young ass reckless nigga!
by " " November 28, 2021
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Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
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Yarn

fire soundcloud rqappper
Yo, turn on that new Yarn!
Crank that Yarn!
by xkz February 28, 2022
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Yarned

To be intoxicated on Colt 45. The phrase comes from the drink tasting like yarn when intoxicated.
Dude, I'm so fucking yarned right now.

I was so yarned when I wrote the definition for yarned on urban dict.
by Rolling tank of Jelly. March 14, 2009
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Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011
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