Dutch Omelette

When a woman has a squirting orgasm and simultaneously defecates on her partner.

She accidentally gave her boyfriend a Dutch Omelette while suffering from food poisoning.

by The Evil Fonzy December 31, 2008

omelette

when you cum in a girl's ear and then fold it over, imitating an omelette

that bitch pissed me off so i gave her an omelette and now she's got an ear infection...serves her right

by dramarama18 April 25, 2005

english omelette

A sexual act involving one man, three women, and a 7 year old dog. Nearly impossible to perform, unless one is a gymnast.

Hey Timothy, did you see that web clip of tht dog doing an english omelette to those girls and that guy?

by Ralph Metzner November 25, 2007

Vomit Omelette

When your eating a girl out, and she has her period, and the blood get's in your mouth, and then you throw it up back into her vagina.

Dude, i totally gave her a vomit omelette!

by CrayBaines January 21, 2009

alabama omelette

Sex move where the male moves his tongue in a circular motion around the female's vagina without actually sticking his tongue inside. Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Man: Hey baby you wanna do the alabama hot pocket?
Woman: No let's try the Alabama Omelette instead

by realest tho. October 3, 2016

Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013