VanitY

A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"

guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them

by FatKidd69 January 11, 2012

louis vanity

a 13 year old ugly club kid who is getting famous on myspace for his accecories and just released a song on his other myspace which is a cover of get away with murder by jeffree star

he is awful and has no style he edits his uglyness away he thinks he is the best which he is not he is also famous on a game called zwinky and has 1000 friends and followers on it he says 50 people add him everyday and he denies some of the friend reqeusts because he is too ''amazing'' to accept the non scene and emo kids,so who is louis vanity?a fag and attention whore

jeffree star,club kid,scene kid,skelanimal,hello kitty,faggot,homosexual,bisexual,kiki kannibal,whore,cunt,myspace,louis vanity

by michael richa December 13, 2009

vanity trolls

Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.

"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!

by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017

Dahvie Vanity

Dahvie Vanity is the main vocalist for techno-alternative group 'Blood on the Dance Floor'. Despite various legal offenses made against him, none of them have been proven. He has stated numerous times that his fans men the world to him, and he wouldn't have gotten to where he is now without them.

He is hated upon by many people, though, due to his looks and the lyrics of his previous songs. He is twenty eight years old, and his song, 'Crucified by Your Lies', is actually his way of retaliating against each of the rumors ever made up about him.

(2013)

During the winter of 2012, Dahvie Vanity and Jayy Von Monroe donated a large amount of money they had earned from their sales to a developing Children's Home, where they were able to help out a lot of kids whose parents were in prison, drug addicts, or unfit for parenting.

by fuck the fame.ˣ November 7, 2013

Cradle of Vanity

1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.

2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.

3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary

1.

-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis

-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity

2.

Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!

Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built

3.

Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!

Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity

by Philling February 20, 2010

Vanity

Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.

You tend to drive others away in your vanity.

by IcyHaku June 19, 2006

Vanity

a sad indivdual with no real friends, just those on myspace, of which he has several thousand.
Thinks he is perfect, but really a pathetic wannabe.
May suffer from obesity/ bad hair
Often has a britney obsession, brought on by a desire to copy Chris Crocker

'pc4pc?
w4w?
save britney!
3K no proof!'

'omg he's such a vanity'

by ilybritney February 12, 2008