Turtleflop999

Has tiny dick

Bro you got that turtleflop999 dick

by Digandballs December 23, 2018

turtleflop999

Has tiny dick

Bruh you got that turtleflop999

by Digandballs December 23, 2018

Turtleoholic

A person who loves turtles so much they occasionally think of fucking one.

"Bro see that guy he's a fricking turtleoholic to the max." Vedesh said
"I know bro I think he wants to fuck one." Akif added

by xxxcuteanimegirl69 April 15, 2019

Turtleing

When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.

Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!

by urbandictionary000001 October 17, 2020

turtleturd

big pp nut suck

i just got a turtleturd form the lunch lady

by DevanIsDumm March 30, 2021

Turtlein

Almost shitting your self like how a turtle’s head is peaking out

I was turtlein

by Javi g August 11, 2021

turtleglove

condom

"Luckily, she had a turtle glove in her purse."

"No turtleglove, no love."

"Protect her, protect yourself -- wear a turtleglove."

by Richard Boone Webster November 15, 2021