Tonk

To tonk a girl using your penis means you stand in front of her and swinging you hips smack her in the face with your penis, which makes a "tonk" sound.

Chris wanted a sandwich and Jane was reading, so he stood over her tonking her in the face with his penis til she got irritated and gave in and made him one.

by Orcoangel May 29, 2007

tonks

a guy with a short memeory and an even small penis

i had a friend and he was a fucking tonks

by gizmo February 23, 2004

tonk up

The act of making oneself tonk(muscular) or working out

I'm going to the gym to tonk up

by carbona not glue April 17, 2008

honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

by Voneville September 7, 2005

Honky Tonk

A loud, rowdy bar that plays 'honky tonk' country music. Typically full of drunken hillbillies having a good ole' time. To go out 'honky tonkin' is to go out on the town to honky tonk bars and get drunk.

Sam likes to stay out at the honky tonk to 3 in the morning.

by OneBadAsp June 30, 2005

tonk tower

A vehicle(truck) packed with food.furniture,toys,etc passed the top of the roof a vehicle.

I saw a tonk tower on I-10 today,with 6 tonks in the cab.

by bronson777 October 27, 2009

honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

by Voneville September 14, 2005