thorngasm

1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)

2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter

1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.

Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."

2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.

by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009

thong line

The visible outline of a girl's thong. Usually seen under her leggings. Many girls wear thongs to avoid panty lines, only to get thong lines instead. Slightly harder to notice compared to panty lines, but ultimately just as obvious. Most guys notice them, but say nothing. Instead they take pictures and upload them online. Just google "Thong Line."

Girl 1:"Look at that girl wearing those cute black leggings!"
Girl 2:"Yeah, but look at her thong lines, how gross!"
Girl 1:"She probably thinks nobody can seem them."

by Nintenda April 25, 2016

Swivel Thongs

Rubber type footwear used when having rough, dirty sex with another person bent over a swivel chair, usually used for the purpose of better grip when in position but may also be used to "slap" your partner for the purpose of teasing.

I need a new pair of swivel thongs because I have worn a hole in mine.

by Ajadekiss November 26, 2010

Nogel Thongs

Nogel Thongs is the counter part to the Thomas Douglas. He is easily distinguishable as he is rather short standing at 164 cm and wears thick, black framed glasses. He is known on the social platform Discord as "Monorocks" and is quite active, often engaging in crude conversations and humour that Nobody except for a Thomas Douglas else thinks is funny. Nogel Thongs inhabits various places, some of which are the Camberwell Grammar School Toilets and his toilet at home. He usually engages in anime profile pictures in order to attract girls and consume them. This way, they get mind controlled to have a 2 month relationship with him. However, after the 2 month period is over, the spell breaks and so does his relationship. He has currently mind controlled over 69 victims such as: Alissa, Caecilius, Jesh Mezzley and Tron Stanlius.

That Nogel Thongs is possessing a Thomas Douglas!!! Please, stop him!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer July 26, 2022

thong wedgie

the worst wedgie in the world! it occurs when one is wearing thongs.

I was walking down the hallway, when i got a thong wedgie that hurt like a mother.

by someonebootyliciousnamedsomeone November 12, 2006

thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms

guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.

by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008

Thong Lick

To lick a girl's pussy through her Thong.

He loved nothing more than to lick her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004