thongasm
When you see a nice and sexy thong on a hot girl and blow your load right in your pants without having to touch yourself
thongasm by Ryudo-chan Will November 29, 2006
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Thorgasm
Thorgasm by Kane Thorverton June 19, 2013
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thorngasm
1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)
2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter
2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter
1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.
Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."
2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.
Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."
2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.
thorngasm by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009
Thorgasm
tongasm
Pronouced tongue-gasm. Literally an orgasm of the tongue. The feeling you experience when you eat particularly delicious food. A tongasm can not be faked.
tongasm by Jeremy Southern February 7, 2008
Thorgasm
The act of inserting a fork (or other metal object) into a live outlet at the moment of sexual climax, thus electrocuting yourself and your sexual partner as you cum.
After listening to that megaslut talk about her guido friends all night, I decided the only appropriate way to end our hate fuck was an anal thorgasm.
Thorgasm by Time4Pizza May 14, 2011
thorgasm
1) an orgasm that causes you to bellow and shake violently as you release, or 2) an orgasm that, when directed at a member of the opposite sex, actually causes them to leave the ground with its overpowering force
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