Melvin

To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.
"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?
by I P4P4MURF I October 25, 2010
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Melvin

A guy (typically in secondary school) that is such an idiot, he will read overly flattering urban dictionary definitions of his name in front of the class. Melvins are usually known for disrupting class, not wearing medical masks properly, and claiming to be everyone’s boyfriend.
Person 1: Dude you should have seen that guy at lunch who read an urban dictionary definition of his name saying that you’d promise your virginity to him. Sarah doubled over laughing.

Person 2: Yeah, he’s such a Melvin. He even forgot John’s name.
by KyloIsBest653 February 28, 2022
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a person with the name Melvin is someone who is most likely gay tall and a bit of a bully but only as a joke. people with the name Melvin are also sweet caring and they usually have a crush on close friends
by slay baddie June 10, 2022
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melvin

a guy who is hopelessly pathetic with women. Think Dustin Diamond.
"So she cheated on him and he, being the Melvin that he is, told her HE was sorry and bought her some flowers."
by Delabar May 05, 2007
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A melvin is a word to describe the bulge around the penis when wearing tight pants or when the pants have gathered around the pubic region. Male version of a camel toe.

When Ricky sat down, not only did his ass crack hang out but he was rockin a serious melvin.
by Anthony Litwin March 16, 2007
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Melvin

a wedgie so intense that ones pants are also involved.
Dang, look at that nerd's intense melvin!

Oo girl, fix your shorts, you got a melvin.
by Angelynbean March 24, 2009
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melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.
The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.
by chasethedoor January 29, 2014
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