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technotard

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.
Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!
by firahz February 16, 2005
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technotard

1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.
What a technotard! They thought their CD Rom was a cup holder.
by Nathan M. June 17, 2005
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technotard

I am a self-confessed technotard. In spite of lacking the technology gene which would allow me to easily absorb, apply and master new technological skills, I am slowly being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the technological age.
Against all odds, I have accomplished setting up a Facebook page, although I still cannot master the skill requirement to make an FB Fan page go live. That would require DNA reprogramming. Incredibly, however, I have managed to upload photos and video to my FB Fan page--now if only I could figure out how to let other people see them! If I get any better at this, I might have to turn in my technotard membership card.
by hownowmscow March 15, 2011
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technomorph

An individual who is entirely reliant upon the latest technology, and always has his or her head in the latest computer game.

A computer geek/nerd or gamer to the extreme.

Someone who has played so many computer games that he or she has trouble distinguishing reality from gameland. The person may spend all-day, every day in front of the computer and forget to shower eat, or go to work in extreme cases of technomorphia.
Bill was the stereotypical technomorph...he sat in front of the computer for 25 hours per day playing the latest games. Sometimes he even forgot to shower. He also had trouble telling reality from technoland.
by CrazyZoe January 9, 2009
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TechnoComando

the gayest poster in the forums.
I love masturbateing with men...
by kh2 August 10, 2004
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Technotard

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.
You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.
by SammyPie January 15, 2011
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technotard

A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.
Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"
by jixsaw325 June 21, 2009
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