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Technical Wizard

A person who knows their way around technical appliances and computers. Someone who understands the deeper functions and quirks or computer programming, peripherals and applications as well as home electronics and is able to help mere mortals in coping with these.
Cindy hooked up my home cinema system AND fixed my PC. That gal is a real technical wizard, I tell you!
by Ruikku January 11, 2012
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technically correct

"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct"
by Technicow April 3, 2013
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Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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TAC (Technical Assistance Center) Agent

This is a technical role, requiring previous automotive technical experience and good communication skills
TAC (Technical Assistance Center) AgentA job working in a call centre with no benefits or opportunities, for a company whose name you can't say or spell unless you have a Bombay postcode, windows optional!!
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,

Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits

We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
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Techniclad

a very useful adjective which can be used in the following ways:

1. someone who won't pay attention to the basic facts of something, and only pays attention to the technical, unimportant details.

2. someone who won't look up from their device, whether it be their flip phone, their iPod, their blackberry, their text conversation, their computer, their iPhone, their Droid, their PsP, their DS, their iPad, TV, videogames....etc.
1. Randolph: "Jesus Christ, there's this huge bear about to maul us, we should run!"
Winston: "Dude, it's got like, really cool patterns on its fur."
Randolph: "Are you serious?? You are so techniclad!!! Let's go before we get pwned"

2. Smokin-Hot Girl: "So I really like you. You're so wonderful and funny and awesome and gorgeous, I think we should have sex right now."
Boy: "Oh come ON! I almost won in doodle jump! Shit hang on I'm gonna try again..............................did you say something?"
Smokin-Hot Girl: "Ugh, nevermind, you are so techniclad."
by Techniclad Lad :( June 16, 2010
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Technicolor Sanchez

Sex after a hungover visit to Taco Bus resulted in a Technicolor Sanchez.
by k. pablo August 25, 2011
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technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.
Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.
by King-Char January 9, 2017
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