Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

Teacher Voice

The loud volume of voice that teachers use. It's not really a yell since that indicates fear or anger--just the loud, obnoxious voice of someone accustomed to endeavouring to speak over the crowd without sounding angry. Off-duty teachers often don't know they are being too loud and coming off as bossy.

"If you're getting up, would you bring me a glass of water?"

"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."

"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."

by The Ripper November 11, 2008

Google Teacher

A teacher that is lazy and uses Google to find questions and/or essay topics for students to do.

I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher

by Ghostofchris May 30, 2009

Spanish Teacher

That one teacher who is from spain. Whenever you breath, you get detention.

My Spanish teacher gave me detention for breathing

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

gym teacher

an over-aged woman who thinks she controls the world.

"my gym teacher gave us an ESSAY as a 3rd quarter challenge."

"OMG what an asshole!"

by dancerr4lifeexxx3 March 7, 2010

teacher logic

Punishing a group of people (usually students of a class) for an individual's actions.

Mrs. C used teacher logic and got us all in detention after Rob put thumbtacks on her chair.

by btg3 July 14, 2015

teachers union

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.

That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.

by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020