the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower
Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium September 16, 2011
Get the Suave Syndromemug. 
by TheeStallion November 16, 2019
Get the Suavemug. by skncusinsjd August 10, 2021
Get the Feng Suave Cherrymug. A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.
"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023
Get the French Rico Suavemug. Slang Reference
Anyone who takes selfies of themselves in a bathroom and that picture has stuff like sex toys and toilets in the background and they post them on the internet and social media, that person possesses Trailer Trash Suave.
Other classic backgrounds are messy room, couch potato, and messy bathroom. While this is not a reflection on a person who lives in a trailer park this is more a reference to various kinds of people who think they are cool and are totally the opposite.
Should a person feel compelled to take a picture of themselves behind a goat to make that picture look like they are doing the goat, or other such stupid pictures and then post them on dating sites and social media pretending they are so funny, that person possess Trailer Trash Suave.
Other examples, Early Culyer of Squidbillies... the most extreme example.
Someone who lives the Stereotypical Trailer Park Lifestyle.
MOSTLY applied to White people but can apply to anyone exemplifying the Stereotype.
Also is a reference to a person who live a cheap welfare lifestyle.
Likewise a way of saying that a particular person has NO CLASS.
Also an INSULTING term for a vehicle that is a rolling junk pile.
Also a slang reference to person being a Drug Addict.
Anyone who takes selfies of themselves in a bathroom and that picture has stuff like sex toys and toilets in the background and they post them on the internet and social media, that person possesses Trailer Trash Suave.
Other classic backgrounds are messy room, couch potato, and messy bathroom. While this is not a reflection on a person who lives in a trailer park this is more a reference to various kinds of people who think they are cool and are totally the opposite.
Should a person feel compelled to take a picture of themselves behind a goat to make that picture look like they are doing the goat, or other such stupid pictures and then post them on dating sites and social media pretending they are so funny, that person possess Trailer Trash Suave.
Other examples, Early Culyer of Squidbillies... the most extreme example.
Someone who lives the Stereotypical Trailer Park Lifestyle.
MOSTLY applied to White people but can apply to anyone exemplifying the Stereotype.
Also is a reference to a person who live a cheap welfare lifestyle.
Likewise a way of saying that a particular person has NO CLASS.
Also an INSULTING term for a vehicle that is a rolling junk pile.
Also a slang reference to person being a Drug Addict.
Example 1: Joe: Did you see Nick Argo's pics on that dating web site? Did you see the one with him in the bathroom leaning on the wall looking so cool and the toilet in the background that needed to be flushed?
Sidney: I got to say, that fool wonders why he never gets any dates? He has that Trailer Trash Suave thing going on.
Example 2: The way that tweaked out brother of yours acts he has some real Trailer Trash Suave going on. What a total cock blocker.
Example 3: Why the fuck do you think your Frankenbicycle is so cool? You built a bike from junk, so what? All it says to me is you got that Trailer Trash Suave going on! You can't even ride the piece of shit.
Sidney: I got to say, that fool wonders why he never gets any dates? He has that Trailer Trash Suave thing going on.
Example 2: The way that tweaked out brother of yours acts he has some real Trailer Trash Suave going on. What a total cock blocker.
Example 3: Why the fuck do you think your Frankenbicycle is so cool? You built a bike from junk, so what? All it says to me is you got that Trailer Trash Suave going on! You can't even ride the piece of shit.
by Fractious1 November 24, 2017
Get the trailer trash suavemug. by suaves lover April 18, 2018
Get the suave me in the assmug.