'scuse me!!

The shorted ill-tempered short-mannered way of saying, "excuse me.” This variation is often used in situations where there is a hot, uncomfortable room full of smelly, ignorant, crowded, deaf people that never feel like getting the hell out of anyone’s way. Rather than wasting precious time and energy and giving them the graceful kind pardon of saying "excuse me" one must use the word in its other more rude and assertive context.

BAD: excuse me kind sir, but would you be ever so kind as to let me pass through.

GOOD: Hi ass hole!, i'm sorry but maybe you didn't hear me before when i said 'SCUSE ME!!! now step the hell aside!!!

by wanna-be-a-jamie-bond April 14, 2009

spuge

male jizz that has strayed from its intended course.

Tim was pumpin his pickle and spuged all over himslef, completely missing his jizz rag.

by Rob da Dawg April 29, 2003

Spuren

Male organ; commonly used during sexual intercourse for the ultimate goal of reproduction. Identical in nature to the Cocken.

ooooo mein spuren, it says ja! NB: This phrase is to be spoken with a poorly immitated german accent. To be promptly followed by a plethora of German-sounding jibberish. Example: "AHHH SHIT JAAA!" or, "oooo meinen Ahhhen"

by Guido Sanduce September 13, 2006

souse

mispronunciation of the word 'south' mostly by eastern Europeans who lack the ability to annunciate the English 'th' sound.

Shawn: Yo, man I want to come down so we can get some cheesesteaks on the boardwalk
Jeff: Cool get your cotz (see def.) on the Parkway Souse and get off at 82A
Martin: howsitgoin

by peasandqueues April 1, 2008

Stuser

A stupid-loser. In example, someone who is being stubborn and will never let you be right. EVER. They are stupid, and they are a loser. Therefore, a stuser.

"Gosh, Tim, You're such a STUSER"

by Kassy McN and Wendy Batt May 15, 2008

class spouse

A friend, usually of the opposite sex, that you get to know and chat with in a class because your other, better friends aren't in that class. Sometimes leads to hurt feelings down the line when one party mistakes it for romantic attraction. Similar to a "work spouse" at a job.

I didn't know Derek before this semester, but we sit next to each other in Trigonometry and are always trading jokes, so now he's my class spouse.

by Indica35 February 25, 2013

Spouse

That person, friend and companion who is always there to help you with the problems you would never have had if you were single.

Spouse in Spanish means handcuffs. Enough said!

by Professor grandmaster G June 3, 2018