shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

smret

Smret is the hottest/prettiest person on Earth. She has a humungous booty and her hair is really curly/healthy. She’s the best person you could ever meet. She’s not like Ishwari and Adrian. In fact she’s the complete opposite

Gosh I wanna be a smret

by Fine !! May 8, 2019

Skrettin

A Skrettin is someone who is an absolute low life rodent who is worthless in every way, to the point where a flea would be of more use to the world.

"You sneaky little skrettin"

"Ben? He's a skrettin"

by Super_Skrettin December 31, 2019

sumo spread

The act of lifting one buttcheek off of the toilet seat, spreading it, and setting it down, to aid in the passage of a large piece of feces. More often than not, both buttcheeks need to be done.

Guy A: Dude, that crap was at least three Courics.
Guy B: You're such a liar.
Guy A: Seriously, dude, I had to give it the sumo spread.

by rotoscopetheceiling June 25, 2008

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

spread

"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!

"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"

by ms fin January 17, 2008

Speters

someone so don, his only enemy is chuck norris

girl 1: ive had the best orgasm ever!!
girl 2: was it over speters?
girl 1: actually no, it was over NEW7ON, but speters is still don

by kanye-west's-inspiration June 13, 2009