Scran Spanner

Anything that is used to consume one's scran (food). Examples would be: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Chop Sticks

Yo, mate could you pass me a 'Scran Spanner' for my pasta.

by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021

Blue Spanner Gang

Blue Spanner Gang is GM19's mod team name! His amazing moderators do everything to help his chat be more positive and the best ever! All the respects go to Jazza 11, HCZS 1701, Imogen, The Aura Cat and GM19 of course! You guys are the best moderators I have ever seen! Keep being golden as you guys already are :)
Blue Spanner Gang Team

The Aura Cat

Imogen
HCZS 1701
Jazza11

The Blue Spanner Gang are all here

by Allzza August 19, 2021

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

A spidermom milf that murdered Redglare lmao
Got her arm cut off
Became besties with fucking Darkleer
Got killed by her husbando, The Summoner
She was really into The Dolorosa at one point

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang is such a bitch, but she's a really hot milf

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

winkle spanner

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

by AL2001 July 6, 2023

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

spanner

A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!

by FIATC January 30, 2009

Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010