scroatch

The term defining the act of scratching the scrotum sack for the purpose of relief. The prominent time of day of scroatching is just after waking up when the scrotum is sweaty and itchy. However, times can vary.

This morning I woke up and had to scroatch myself good. It did the trick!

My baby rolled over and gave me a scroatch for good luck!

by kelstermcgil March 14, 2010

scroat bag

This is usualy used in law enforcement as an adjective to describe low-life white trash. it can also be used to describe a shady or very unkempt person.

no hooker would bang that scroat bag.

my weed hook-up is such a scroat bag.

by ibanezjunkie June 11, 2006

scroat

A person or persons of undesireable quality. Pronounced sK-ROWt. Also, Scroats. (plural) Also meaning, "of the scrotum." Scrotum in personae, scrotum personified.

Check out the scroat in the Geo Prizm clockin' those ho's.
Check out the scroat smokin crack behind that car.
Check out the scroa...you get the picture.

by Barry Rexrothberg November 6, 2007

scroats

Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"

you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.

High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes

by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008

Scooga Booga

A weapon made by getting a large tube sock and stuffing the bottom of it with other rolled up but smaller socks & wrapping the bottom of it with tape.

Robby was talking smack so Beebo hit him with his Scooga Booga.

by Digital Masta June 30, 2005

Scrotal Justice

The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsion of limbs towards the happy sack.

Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.

Mr. Jones put on steel-toed boots in preparation to exact scrotal justice on his target offender.

by Nunonbreak November 4, 2006

Scrotal Mullet

Unshaven genital region on a male.

I wanted to give him a hummer, but the douchebag had a scrotal mullet.

by Debit One September 10, 2005