Schwindelfreude

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.

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Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"

by genericwaz January 7, 2010

Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

Schninge

when you binge yourself to death on schnitzel

"that chick ate four fucking schnitzels tonight"
"yep, she totally just had a schninge'

by binge&purge June 8, 2010

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schkinny lean

When a mf so skinny he's not even skinny no more, he's schkinny. And then he lean asf too gawd dayum.

guy 1: damn that mofo is skinny and lean

guy 2: bro is literally schkinny lean

guy 1: haha fr

by SplattBoi December 5, 2022

schwing-schwong

The male reproductive organ.

My schwing-schwong hurts.

by Economilx June 29, 2006

negative schwing

When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.

T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!

by G Lo September 21, 2004