schwacked

a state of utter disarry; beyond repair; intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol

orig. French

I drank a half a bottle of vodka and I'm totally schwacked!
The computer's hard drive crash and it's completely schwacked

by Ziggy August 17, 2003

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

schwartzed

to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.

That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.

by Petti2k6 January 2, 2011

Schwasty Faced'ed

When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.

Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.

Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!

by Stevekok June 7, 2009

Schwartzed

When an individual slows down in order to drive past you in an ominous manner whilst staring directly at you from their window.

Man, that creep at the redlight back there totally Schwartzed me

by Gilly33 July 21, 2020

patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009