Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted
We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!
by Trista February 21, 2005
Someone (most often female) who isn't overweight, but considerably out of shape. Like if your ass eats your pants when you walk, or your stomach folds over the rim of your pants.
by Trista September 17, 2004
by Trista March 25, 2004