schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.

Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.

by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015

Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018

Schmeckie in the dreidel

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.

First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .

by tirtle December 5, 2018

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlecc

schlecc

noun
describing schlecc

schlecc: hello
everyone: SCHLE EC C!!!
schlecc: *bussin*

by cruster duster March 2, 2021

schmecklebecklemasas

A word that can have any meaning

Tod: hey jake I hate you
Jake: I’m gonna tell you your mom
Tod: schmecklebecklemasas
Jake: ok never mind

by Lannder December 6, 2021

schneckulitis dikulitus

Schneckulitis dikulitus is a medical condition that causes severe schneck growth and groin shrinking. For example Tv-star know as “Big-Ed” suffers from this condition. The source of this disease can only be described with three words “90” “day” and “fiancé” another know way to attract this condition is by being the biggest most ruthless dickhead know to man.

“Doctor please tell me what happening to me.”
“Sir you Im going to have to diagnose you with a severe case of schneckulitis dikulitus.”
“What? I haven’t heard of that.”
“Well Sir Schnecklitis dikulitus is a life long disease and will effect most aspects of your life. But what You’ve done to cause this is simply just spending a little too much time watching tv and being a dickhead”

by Trueinformationx April 29, 2023