dry-swallow

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry-swallowed two of them.

by Thomas Harman February 8, 2008

Shallow person

Are part of a group of:

-People with no benefit to the earth or human society.

-People that need no chance in this life for they only care for their own kind via (best looking, richest, any other material quality).

-People who create the media and our reality television shows.

-People who end up as celebrities with no talent except their looks or "photogenity".

-People who probably dumped you for no real reason in your high school years, or took advantage of you and messed with your emotions.

-People who fit well into the rich community and our US government.

Guy 1: Paris Hilton is a good example of a shallow person.

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

Guy 1: She's rich.

Guy 2: Ohhh, how was she rich?

Guy 1: She got some crazy inheritance.

Guy 2: Ohhh... -long pause-

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

by Gigafrost February 25, 2009

a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

by dk3 December 31, 2003

Salloway

Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.

Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.

by RagingH November 5, 2010

Stallowned

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you

you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town

by Sr. D June 10, 2005

African swallow

Non-migratory bird that can carry coconuts as far north as Mercia, that is if they were inclined to do so.

"It could be carried by an African swallow!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

spit or swallow

when a girl gives head (blow job) and she either spits out the sperm or swallows it.

hey so did you spit or swallow him last night

by jack oderhty June 17, 2018