Ratch Batch

when you see a group of nasty ass hoes with extra small shirts and two bras, and their butt cheeks hanging out from their extra short booty shorts, gross glued in neon colored weave, and some nasty ass stitched eyebrows who talk super loud and and call everyone else ugly even though their the ratchetest bitches in school.

Did you see Shaniqua, Laquiqui, And Bonishaniqua? What a ratch batch.

by chachithecreator May 15, 2014

mexican ratchet strap

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.

Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.

by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009

nappy ratchet hoes

A nappy ratchet hoe is a female who lacks class, thinks shes all that, and has a huge attitude problem.

Morgan: OMG I look so hot today!!!

Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.

Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!

by The twin pack February 28, 2013

French Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.

I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a French Reacharound

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

Halo Reach

The one and only solution to all of your problems. Works on weekends too!

Guy #1: Dude I'm depressed, got any ludes or somethin.
Guy #2: Nope, just some Halo Reach should do the trick.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I'm retarded aren't I.

Girl #1: Can you give me the answers to the homework last night.
Guy #1: (Never did the work) Hey, wanna play some Reach today.
Girl #1: Hell fuckin yes!!! Ill frag you again.

by Matt the stud September 20, 2010

Reach For The Sky

"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander.

"But Master, when I Reach For The Sky," Apurnahamapam countered, "would not the Pteradactyl make for more delight?" "Nay my son, the path to Nirvana must be strolled, not run!"

by boatbutter March 10, 2007

trump tower reach around

It is the act of servicing an old white rich man while on your knees. As you are servicing him he reaches around you to steal the wallet out of your back pocket

I was so blinded by the man I did not realize I was partaking in a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017