Jody Promotion

It’s an Irish saying telling someone to go to hell so well that they enjoy the trip!

I can’t stand Laura. She slept with my husband. I think She deserves a Jody Promotion..

by Sweats11537 December 14, 2019

izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

promazing

combination of "pro" and "amazing"

Johnny Lee is promazing.

by Eric^gerber January 26, 2008

Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

Proposing

a bathroom stall blow job

overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!

by xglaukopisx June 29, 2019

Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product

Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.

by fluffypenis June 26, 2018