Definitions by Nunnintheuk

facepooking 

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.

I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.

facepooking by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014

Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

Pooting by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013