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Pooting

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Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.
Pooting by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013
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Pooting

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The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.
Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!
Pooting by pu3k September 30, 2009
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Pooting

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When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.
Pooting by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009
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Pooting

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When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...
Pooting by biznuge November 12, 2020
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Pooting

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Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
Pooting by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021
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pooting on fat stacks 

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to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.
We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.
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funflation 

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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