Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 10, 2008

Poot Poot

The car that makes the poot noises in battlefield bad company 2.

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!

by mahaugher March 28, 2010

poot poot

it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart

i poot poot you.

by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019

Poot

Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Excuse me, I just pooted.

by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005

poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

by Ryan January 30, 2004