Potate

(v.): to render one unable to process any more information than can a regular potato (like the ones that used to grow in Ireland)

"Dude my friend got straight up potated last night, he had to become horizontal."

by Donny_Horizontal October 30, 2017

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

Plastic Portagee

A person of Portuguese descent whom uses their Portuguese heritage as their identity.

You're such a plastic Portagee, you don't even live in Portugal!

by MattyPortagee July 12, 2020

Potaters

Another way of saying "awesomely loaded potatoes!"

"I love me some mashed potaters!"

by ProfessorMashedPotatoes May 15, 2018

portage

The system that Gentoo Linux uses to find and compile packages for your system from a number of servers. This makes the applications on the computer optimized because they are compiled from scratch.

Portage is an awesome way to get opensource programs!

by Resonant November 20, 2004

Postage

Alaska slang for methamphetamine.

Dude, since I stopped smoking postage with the half-term ex-governor I've gained 40lbs and a bad case of acne.

by George Hanson September 4, 2013

podagee

A simply harmless and playful way of actually calling someone dumb. Hawaiian slang

Johnny: is Hawaii still part of the US?
Bruce: dang bra you podagee

by shootsbra June 12, 2014