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half-term 

adj. Describes someone elected or promoted to a position s/he is not truly qualified to hold and who quits before the full extent of her incompetence can be clearly established. A "half-term" office holder may also resign before the law, countless controversies, ethics investigations, etc. can catch up with her.
Question: "Since when did a half-term governor with little political experience and even less knowledge become an expert on nuclear power and foreign relations?"

Answer: "Since Fox News and the teabaggers proclaimed her their messiah."
half-term by ZikZak April 11, 2010
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Half Term 

After six weeks of school you get a break were you can go on holiday or relax at home.The half term is a term of relaxation and fun to all student whether they are homeschooled or going to school.It's only given for a certain number of weeks so use it wisely
AMBER:IT'S HALF TERM YAY!
ROSE:LETS GO TO HAWAII!
Half Term by VictoriaCrown1 February 16, 2018

Half Term Hangover

When you go back to school or college after a half term or holiday and you can’t listen or learn to what the teachers are telling you because you’re not in the educational state of mind yet.
Guy 1: Did you catch a word of what Mr. Price just said in our last lesson?

Guy 2: Nah man I have a major half term hangover.

Half Term Half Wit 

Half Term Half Wit is an unqualified boob of a Governor that quits halfway thru her term
Half Term Half Wit by CameramanDavid December 25, 2010

halftermorning

The word you use before halfternoon. It means Half-way through the morning.
Did you know that the word halftermorning was added to Urban Dict and it means half-way between morning?
halftermorning by Hellomynameisk October 17, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026