pilok

Someone who is unable to satisfy their partner.

"Hey Linda was your old boyfriend good in the sack"
"No he was a total Pilok"

by BigDaddyMoses May 25, 2008

Pilouf

When your brain farts and you don't know what to say, so you say pilouf.

Crap...i forgot...PILOUF

by Master Kisser March 27, 2011

Pionism

Worshiping an angry bearded bald man by drink green juice everyday

I have been part of the pionism religion since 9th grade.

by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017

Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Hell on earth. Kramer is chill tho.

Bob: what middle school did you go to?
John: Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: oh you mean hell.

by MNBOI July 7, 2018

unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.

Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer."
Dave: that sucks man

by Maves December 12, 2012

GO-pilot

A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.

I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.

by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.

That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.

by Days1 July 9, 2020