phollet

a phone and credit card holder in one. phone+wallet=phollet

"oh, i need to get my card and phone out" said bennyb. "well you can get both of them from ur phollet" said timmyb

by bennybskank July 5, 2011

Phourda

Excessive love. Stronger and deeper, phourda is a term used when you love someone more than you ever thought possible. Even when things are hard, when you're apart, when you fight, whatever, you always love the person unconditionally, for who they are. Even when he rejects your favorite hockey team. Even when she gives you a mix CD for your birthday. It's when you're dating a girl who is totally below you in every way, by some miracle, you still love her. Actually, you phourda her. That's about as deep as it gets, bro. Legendary love. Marshall and Lily love. The kind of love that merits stealing a blue French horn for someone. The kind of love where you know she will never, ever, ever let you believe that Harrison Ford has nicer toes than you do. Because she thinks your perfect. She phourdas you.

Cute blonde guy: I love you so much.
Frizzy brunette girl: I love you too.
Cute blonde guy: Love isn't even a good enough word to describe how I feel about you. I phourda you.
Frizzy brunette girl: *swoon* How did I ever get this lucky?

by emilylovescanucks August 7, 2012

Phoque

seal in french

THERES A LITTLE BABY phoque

WITH ITS MOTHER phoque

by sauhfugbtyhrdu8rihfrfhcud July 6, 2020

phlumes

A chill ass meme page on instagram that posts all the best memes. The owner is the richest and most successful man in his homeschool academy. Phlumes is one of the fastest growing instagram pages, expected to hit 1 million followers within the next few weeks.

Jim: ALL THESE MEME PAGES ARE SO SHIT WTF
Carl: nah bro ong phlumes on instagram posts some funny ass content for da boys

by daviestheman February 25, 2021

phoque

fuck for people who use hooked on phonics

Phoque you! WTPh?

by akjon October 27, 2003

phlumpis

a large red ring around the bumhole, also known as a ringsting, this looks like the japanese flag.

japanese flag, poo burn, phlumpis

by rate my cock February 28, 2009

Dr. Phalus

The most wonderful doctor in the world! He goes around smacking people in the head with fake penis' while shouting, "now get your lazys ass up and do somthing with your life!" He
does not really exist.

Dr. Phalus: Do you have a job?
Person: NO
Dr. Phalus: *takes out fake penis* SMACK!
Person: You dont exist
Dr. Phalus: I know

by MR.ROB December 24, 2006