Traffic on Penistone Road

Frenetic sexual activity.

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning

by Eoin Shardlut July 19, 2011

penisnipple

the mushroom tip of the penis

Bob has a huge penisnipple

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 27, 2003

Penisknee

Penisknee is a photographic optical illusion wherein a photograph's subject appears to have a penis that extends the length of the thigh to the knee. It is a result of a combination of shadows and the contours of the subject's clothing. Penisknee is rare and when properly seen the viewer can experience a Gestalt Switch between perceiving the illusion of the penis and the knee that is actually being viewed.

The light and shadows on your knee are causing penisknee.

by Jaynan February 20, 2011

pensionered

Describing someone who is paralytically drunk. This could include, but is not limited to, the person shitting or pissing their pants.

1) We just sat about getting pensionered on brandy.
2) She got so pensionered that she shat her pants.

by Dyltong June 18, 2013

Pensioners

As in Pensioners Nap. A short snooze (usually no more than 20 Min) which seems to have god like powers of ressurection.

After last nights session i'm hooped. I could do with a pensioners.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

penisenvy

the reservation of a penis (big and throbbing) by a female, normaly a lesbian.

i have so much penisenvy.

by gato69 January 6, 2008

penisnipple

A dirty whore. See skank.

Rachel looks like a penisnipple.

by Rachel March 29, 2004