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alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
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Opportunity Session

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.
by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019
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Opportunely thesauric

When someone uses uncommon synonyms from a thesaurus at an opportune time either for strong comedic effect, to dramatically emphasize a point, or both.
Used in a Sentence:
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."

-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
by SoyBoyNamedTroy October 12, 2021
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Newly Opportunitied

Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”

Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”

Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024
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Equal Opportunity supporters

When you support all groups of people regardless of their race; gender, religion, or creed.
Chief Anjelo's and his non profit organization prides themselves on being Equal Opportunity supporters, they will not judge people.
by Jamison Latimor October 8, 2016
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Opportunity

Something that everyone deserves
Opportunity
by UphillMaco September 4, 2025
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I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'
Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity
by Chrisandra February 11, 2023
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