bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
Get the alphabetical opportunitiesmug. by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019
Get the Opportunity Sessionmug. When someone uses uncommon synonyms from a thesaurus at an opportune time either for strong comedic effect, to dramatically emphasize a point, or both.
Used in a Sentence:
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."
-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."
-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."
by SoyBoyNamedTroy October 12, 2021
Get the Opportunely thesauricmug. Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.
Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”
Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”
Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”
Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”
by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024
Get the Newly Opportunitiedmug. Chief Anjelo's and his non profit organization prides themselves on being Equal Opportunity supporters, they will not judge people.
by Jamison Latimor October 8, 2016
Get the Equal Opportunity supportersmug. by Chrisandra February 11, 2023
Get the I didn't have the opportunitymug. 