Nutty Norman

A "Nutty Norman" is a word used to describe someone who is perticularly crazy.

A "Nutty Norman" usally shouts abuse and random people and has very few or no friends.
"Wow did you see that guy? He was a right Nutty Norman"

"Omg! Did you see that nutty norman?"

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norman the conqueror

When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.
"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."
by senseiyenotha September 15, 2018
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Greasy Norman

The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.
John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.
by Ry Dawg June 15, 2006
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spiny norman

spiny norman says,
"dinsdale!"
by mayura October 24, 2003
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Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.
by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006
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A Ty Norman

When a good mormon boy lies to his parents in order to go on a date with a hot girl before being 16. After the date he always kisses her.
"Did you hear about Jonny?"
"No, what?"
"He pulled a Ty Norman!"
by C-House March 11, 2015
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Norman Logic

When someone tries to seem smarter than you but ends up making everything seem more confusing than it already is and just makes a conversation an unbearable loop of agony. Norman logic can also be used to win an argument when they the person knows they are wrong.
Parker: Luffy is the leader of the straw hats pirates

Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used

Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off

Parker: Ooof
by sus453 April 16, 2018
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