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ain't no nothing none not

by Anonymous October 7, 2002
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NOetf

Acronym meaning (adj): NOT OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK

Referring to adolescents who are clearly too young to engage in physical relations of the sexual nature.
The knee-jerk reaction to scream out "NOeft" in public when two prostitots are dry humping on the street.

Debbie had long awaited losing her virginity on the eve of junior prom, desperately trying to ignore her conscience pounding..."NOetf...NoETf...noEFT."
by Sloan June 3, 2014
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none pizza with left beef

A special secret order from Domino's that is only plain pizza dough with beef on the left side.
Ayo call up Domino's and order none pizza with left beef.
by prolonged ramen November 23, 2016
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Noneckism

The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.
Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
I heard he practices noneckism”
by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018
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Expectus Nofetus

Hermione: Listen Ron, I have to tell you something. From the night before...I...I'm pregnant.
Ron: Hermione! That's amazing!
Hermione: Like fuck it is. EXPECTUS NOFETUS!
by thedank June 28, 2017
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Barr none

barr none means no one is out of reach not even the best... your scared of no one.
by Peno May 27, 2018
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Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar

n.) a douche

adj.) the condition of being a douche.
Karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. As a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche I know.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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