mumps

A potential disease that has alredy claimed the fertility of Nick Marsh and Simon Jones.

Get away u mumps infested hobo.

by William Gates February 3, 2005

Gee Mumph

A word of the most awesome kind. There is no greater phrase in the human language. It means everything and nothing. It can be used in place of any word or as a punctuation. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B. from Missouri. Typically heard after withdrawing ones lips from the dank.

Tommy: "Hey Steve, this is some good shit."
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"

Or

Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"

by WalterWWhite May 13, 2020

Mumper

Just like a jumper, yet slightly different.

Exclusively featured on www.xdafied.com

The mumper you are wearing isn't as good as the one I am wearing.

by Dan January 19, 2005

MUMPY

Giving oral sex to a lady (muffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.

"Ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers"

by M.P.MACEY February 4, 2008

mumpty

A storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.

The mumpty has become all dusty...we need to clear it up.

by mumpty lover May 13, 2005

Mumpkin

The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.

Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

by Donny D (D=Down Syndrome) November 14, 2011

Butt Mumps

Red bumps accumulated on ones buttox (booty) due to injecting dirty methamphetamine.

Man, my shit was bad and I got the butt mumps.

by ila January 14, 2007