3 definitions by WalterWWhite
A word of the most awesome kind. There is no greater phrase in the human language. It means everything and nothing. It can be used in place of any word or as a punctuation. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B. from Missouri. Typically heard after withdrawing ones lips from the dank.
Tommy: "Hey Steve, this is some good shit."
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"
Or
Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"
Or
Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"
by WalterWWhite May 13, 2020
To do something. Can also be used as an expression as anything: excitement, dismay, or disappointment. Typically used to describe an idiotic action by a peer. Can be used in conjunction with gee mumph. Famously coined in St. Louis by Stoner Steve B while he was high.
Stone Steve: Bet you chunk it.
Friend: DAMN IT! You fucked me up. I duffed it. I'm gonna take a mulligan.
Stoner Steve: you milly mumphed it.
Or
"Gee mumph! You milly mumphed it!"
Friend: DAMN IT! You fucked me up. I duffed it. I'm gonna take a mulligan.
Stoner Steve: you milly mumphed it.
Or
"Gee mumph! You milly mumphed it!"
by WalterWWhite July 31, 2021
In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022