microlene

smokin and drinking to the point where yo ass is leanin

i got some beer and weed.lets microlene

by Jeska Depalmer June 11, 2006

micronews

News items that make national headlines that are really non-news items.

The picture of President Trump and his family with the Pope frowning is micronews that no one should have seen or cared about.

by Big B of Memphis May 25, 2017

microderp

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.

John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.

by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

Microbatt

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Microserf

Microserf (noun) -
A Microserf is somebody who only uses Microsoft products and refuses to ackknowledge the existance of Linux. Typically, a Microserf evolves to MSCE, or suffers BSOD after BSOD

Bill Gates leads the Microserfs

by SouperIan November 16, 2004

Microsecond

One microsecond equals one millionth of a second.

1 microsecond= Length of time of one commercial high-speed strobe light flash.

2.68 microseconds= the amount of time subtracted from the Earth Day as a result of the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. It is reported that the earthquake slightly shifted the Earth around on its axis, shortening the day by 2.68 microseconds.

by MaxxOverload July 21, 2009