by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005
Get the sack lapper mug.A type of fart that sounds like a laser. Somewhat rare. Tends to mainly be a girl's fart, though it is unknown why.
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doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.
(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?
Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.
Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.
Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
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Get the I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement mug.A technology that is useful for creating high-intensity, coherent, unidirectional light.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
It works like this: Atoms of a particular material are excited (given energy) by various means (usually by applying a current); when more atoms in this material are 'excited' than 'stable' a light beam is passed through the material which causes the 'excited' atoms to revert back to their 'stable' state (sometimes in stages); this stimulates the emission of additional light; the process is repeated until the light beam is amplified to the desired energy, at which stage it leaves the system.
by Leelo Dallas Multipass December 18, 2005
Get the laser mug.As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance
Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!
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