laggin like a motherfucker

A term used to describe the amount of fail lag at gigabits lan center.

Im up here at gigabits and it's laggin like a motherfucker. P.S. Tom says "Hi!"

by Sapp726 July 14, 2009

laggin

responding late

yo my bad for laggin

by thefortnitequeen February 26, 2022

Dry Logging

A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.

Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.

Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.

Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Loggings

Leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.

Girl: Do I look good in this?
Guy: Those loggings look great on you!

by Tassie69 October 31, 2013

lagginess

Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.

JIRA is being extra special with all of it's lagginess it is preventing me from creating my tickets to assign to the team.

by Aunghula1 March 12, 2021

gray leggings

guys code for when a girl wants a guy to stare at her ass. When girls wear grey leggings, dudes go nuts (literally).

dude: "woah, victoria is wearin those gray leggings!"
another dude: *bones* "wow, that ass is fine"

by idontgetnosleepcauseofyall December 26, 2017

laggin

Lagging or laggin is a term to be used when someone is not reacting at the right time or when they space out for a period of time.

Bro, you were laggin when that book fell on to your foot.

by ThatHighGirl:) July 12, 2011