Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017
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J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022
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2. Something that is as good as the experience of finding a joustable object
3. Anything positive.
2. Something that is as good as the experience of finding a joustable object
3. Anything positive.
1. Guy 1: "Hey, that tree is very Joustable."
Guy 2: "Then Let us joust."
2. "That movie was Joustable."
3. "Joustable!"
Guy 2: "Then Let us joust."
2. "That movie was Joustable."
3. "Joustable!"
by Joustable Jeff January 23, 2009
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by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005
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by studstewe November 22, 2010
Get the colon jouster mug.Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.
by MatBarne November 22, 2011
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by serodino May 23, 2007
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