1 definition by MuddyBoy

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The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their start clashing.
J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet start Mud Jousting.

A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
by MuddyBoy April 12, 2021

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