When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack
When someone shakes up a large carbonated beverage and puts it in his/ her rectum to unscrew it causing it to explode in their anus
Dude that guy is so gay.
Dude I know he probably gives himself German soda bombs all the time.